Gestern Abend fand in Düsseldorf der Eurovision Song Contest statt und auch Jamie Campbell Bower saß gespannt vor dem TV – so kommentierte er munter die einzelnen Beiträge der Teilnehmer. Auch Deutschland alias Lena bekam ihr Fett weg:
* jedward. Eurovision. My life complete. X
* Greece. Just. Wow. X
* Is that @wossy (Anm. Jonathan Ross) dancing for Russia? My you have moves sir. X
* This chump from France has stolen my hair cut. Nice coat though. X
* Yes Italy. Love it. It’s Mikey Bubleoni. X
* Switzerland. You don’t pay tax. X
* Blue. You can’t. X
* Moldova have hats. We’re fucked now. X
* Ive been bowled over by Moldova. X
* Germany. “she’s got a knuckle in her eye” strong first line there. X
* Germany. “taken by a stranger” nice to see kidnapping is on the agenda there. X
* Romania. This guy is far to happy for my liking. X
* Claudia winkleman for Austria there. X
* Duncan James. So good they named him twice. X
* Azerbaijan. You have fiery rain. X
* Slovenia. Nice gloves. X
* Iceland. “uhoh it’s time go” I concur. X
* Spain. Kicking in with some strong lyrics there. X
* Ukraine. Mystic meg doing some fine sand art there. X
* Serbia. Stuck in a time warp. But she’s got pipes. X
* Georgia have enlisted the helping hand of Stacey from dagenham there. X
Na da hatte doch jemand Spaß beim Fernsehen.
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